Nothing says "anything goes" like "I'm 99 percent sure I'm going to die in battle tomorrow" sex.
Look, we know this scene was 50 shades of disgusting.
Pod is one of the least assuming characters in all of Westeros, so it was beyond perfect when Tyrion hired an entire brothel of ladies to take his virginity and—twist alert—it turned out that Pod was such an incredible and natural lover that the prostitutes insisted on giving him the money back.
The Ultimate Ranking of 'Game of Thrones' Sex Scenes
Sorry, Pod, but this is Westeros' hottest orgy to date.
Description: Tales of a Hollywood Con Queen. You would think Theon would know when and how to keep it in his pants, but it seems that day will never come.