We're all with Vince, even those of us humping in nightvision just to catch a break.
First, we should reiterate that the female participant in the video is unnamed, but believed to be a former live-in girlfriend of Verne's.
We watched Mini-Me's sex tape so you don't have to
Lost in Showbiz has watched the teaser clip so that you don't have to.
Description: Are we even pretending these things get "stolen" any more? He was in a Jamiroquai video, in which Jay Kay picked him up by his collar and used him to fend off laser beams before literally tossing him aside.